Warning the following nursery rhyme is far more graphic than any previous version. Including descriptive and painful tortures throughout the conclusion of this work. So readers beware. Thank you, and if you do manage to read it please rate or leave a comment so I know if its getting some kind of reading or if [...]
Archive for the ‘Evil Nursery Rhymes’ Category
Hanzle and the Three Bears.
Posted: May 14, 2012 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Blood, De-Nailer, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture Nursery Rhyme, Gore, Hanzle, Iron Maiden, Midevil Torture, Murder, Pain, Poetry, Screams, Torture
Heeper Peeper
Posted: April 4, 2012 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Evil Nursery Rhyme, Heeper Keeper, Murder, Poetry
Heeper Peeper Heeper Peeper had troubling times Cleaning chimneys for nickles and dimes For his first wife fell deadly ill And through “Wellness” hands she became still His second wife never could fill his hearts hole As he cleaned fire places of ash and coal Unbarring her nagging had become So he hide in a [...]
Ding Dong Bell
Posted: December 27, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Death, Detective Simon, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture, Murder, Poetry
Ding Dong Bell, Tommy’s in the well Three days, Three Nights Ding Dong Bell His head is free of lights Who put him in the well? Former Little Boy Blue Who took him out? Detective Simon hasn’t a Clue Ding Dong Bell, The Mortician cuts deep Searching for the reason But Tommy’s death causes none [...]
The Raven
Posted: November 19, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Evil Nursery Rhyme, Jester, Plans Never Coming Through, Poetry, Pranks, The Raven
The Raven In the world of blood shed Only one lives far from dread A cackling raven who’s already dead A jester, a spook A flying kook With the world as a nook He would sore across the sky Looking for things to go awry If things went fine he did decry Soon he would [...]
Doctor Fell
Posted: November 18, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Doctor Fell, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture Nursery Rhyme, Love, Mal-practice, Murder, Nursery Rhyme, Poetry, Surgery, Unneeded Operations
Doctor Fell Everyone loved Doctor Fell That was until is wife fell ill He would stop at nothing for a cure And only something that would work for sure Patients! Patients! He did demand Searching across the unknowing land Finding those hurt at first And those fading from desperate thirst Testing remedies, unneeded operations His [...]
Three Blind Mice
Posted: October 10, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Beauty, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture Nursery Rhyme, Husband and Wife, Nudity, Poetry, Rape, Surgery, Three Blind Mice
Three Blind Mice Three mice like men Share more than they know Thinking they can see all Never realizing their plan will turn to show A newly married young lass The most beautiful in town Once had nothing but her looks Now wears a crown So pretty and men so petty Made for disaster to [...]
Detective Simon
Posted: September 18, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Case, Detective, Evidence, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture Nursery Rhyme, Murder, Poetry, Simon, Toy Maker, Toys
Detective Simon The evidence room is illuminated by candle light As detective Simon remains late one night A series of murders confuse him so Parents horrific deaths, and children left in woe On wooden shelves bloody toys do rest A large collection put him to the test So many gathered from so many crimes Has [...]
Smiling Girls, Rosy Boys / Toy Maker
Posted: September 13, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Blood, Death, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture Nursery Rhyme, Lies, Murdering Toys, Passing the Blame, Poetry, Smiling Girls, Toy Maker
Smiling Girls, Rosy Boys/ Toy Maker There was once an old toy maker Who would make the most intricate toys Though he would just humbly nod To all the smiling girls and rosy boys Who had come to view his wares There eyes blinded by many joys I want this, I want that They would [...]
Big Bad Wolf
Posted: September 10, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Big Bad Wolf, Blood, Death, Evil Nursery Rhyme, Father Vulture Nursery Rhyme, Murder, Poetry, Wolf
Big Bad Wolf There was once a rhyme That many gave the time Which many would state Only to temp their lonely fate Saying they did not fear A wolf and its sneer So one day the wolf did roam To visit these fools at their home “You don’t fear me?” He asked with glee [...]
Kids At Play
Posted: July 9, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery RhymesTags: Blood Tea, Children at Play, Evil nursery rhymes, Hanzle and Grettle, Kids At Play, Mental illness, Murder, Sorrow, Tom Piper
Kids At Play A carved torso hangs in the center of the room The sound of child’s mummers echoes from the play room There is nothing but a mess in the kitchen and dinning room Yet in the air a delicious aroma still does loom Three children sit, smile, and consume For the sun is [...]