Archive for the ‘Evil Nursery Rhymes’ Category

Warning the following nursery rhyme is far more graphic than any previous version. Including descriptive and painful tortures throughout the conclusion of this work. So readers beware. Thank you, and if you do manage to read it please rate or leave a comment so I know if its getting some kind of reading or if [...]

Heeper Peeper

Posted: April 4, 2012 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery Rhymes
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Heeper Peeper Heeper Peeper had troubling times Cleaning chimneys for nickles and dimes For his first wife fell deadly ill And through “Wellness” hands she became still His second wife never could fill his hearts hole As he cleaned fire places of ash and coal Unbarring her nagging had become So he hide in a [...]

Ding Dong Bell

Posted: December 27, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery Rhymes
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Ding Dong Bell, Tommy’s in the well Three days, Three Nights Ding Dong Bell His head is free of lights Who put him in the well? Former Little Boy Blue Who took him out? Detective Simon hasn’t a Clue Ding Dong Bell, The Mortician cuts deep Searching for the reason But Tommy’s death causes none [...]

The Raven

Posted: November 19, 2011 by shoelessboywonder in Evil Nursery Rhymes
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The Raven In the world of blood shed Only one lives far from dread A cackling raven who’s already dead A jester, a spook A flying kook With the world as a nook He would sore across the sky Looking for things to go awry If things went fine he did decry Soon he would [...]

Doctor Fell Everyone loved Doctor Fell That was until is wife fell ill He would stop at nothing for a cure And only something that would work for sure Patients! Patients! He did demand Searching across the unknowing land Finding those hurt at first And those fading from desperate thirst Testing remedies, unneeded operations His [...]

Three Blind Mice Three mice like men Share more than they know Thinking they can see all Never realizing their plan will turn to show A newly married young lass The most beautiful in town Once had nothing but her looks Now wears a crown So pretty and men so petty Made for disaster to [...]

Detective Simon The evidence room is illuminated by candle light As detective Simon remains late one night A series of murders confuse him so Parents horrific deaths, and children left in woe On wooden shelves bloody toys do rest A large collection put him to the test So many gathered from so many crimes Has [...]

Smiling Girls, Rosy Boys/ Toy Maker There was once an old toy maker Who would make the most intricate toys Though he would just humbly nod To all the smiling girls and rosy boys Who had come to view his wares There eyes blinded by many joys I want this, I want that They would [...]

Big Bad Wolf There was once a rhyme That many gave the time Which many would state Only to temp their lonely fate Saying they did not fear A wolf and its sneer So one day the wolf did roam To visit these fools at their home “You don’t fear me?” He asked with glee [...]

Kids At Play A carved torso hangs in the center of the room The sound of child’s mummers echoes from the play room There is nothing but a mess in the kitchen and dinning room Yet in the air a delicious aroma still does loom Three children sit, smile, and consume For the sun is [...]